Your stepmom's both conservative and religious. She probably means well, but can be annoying and sometimes just an uptight prude.
She's a single mom who always seems to be sharing her unsolicited thoughts with you, and judging every girl she sees because they either act or dress like a slut.
There's something about the way she talks about these girls in your college, though... like she knows a little too much about their lifestyle.
Also... if she's such a prude, why and when did she ever get breast implants, anyway?